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My ears, they hurt!!!

What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.

“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn

by theaustinhater42069 October 1, 2023


hurt mail

The angry hurt texts and email you write to the person who has dumped you or rejected you or made you feel like you are not worthwhile or worth loving

That mofo is such a bastard but I couldn’t resist sending him that final text about my xxxx just to prove I am special & he is going to miss me.

It was hurt mail, par excellence

by Red in the Hed September 8, 2021


Culturally Butt Hurt

Overly sensitive to perceived cultural slights

Karen was Culturally butt hurt when her frappe didn’t come back right

by Acesspotlite July 1, 2021


Hurt Skrrt

car crash Skrrt drive

My sister was driving home late last night when she got in a hurt skrrt

by jakeyoung September 26, 2019


my skin hurt

it does

Bro 1: Yo my skin hurt
Bro 2: sucks bro

by DrugsAlligator September 24, 2019


This shit hurts

Thinking hallucinations hurt your body.

Damn this shit hurts.

by Samantha Jo November 8, 2019


Nut hurt

When you get bit by a bug on your nuts

Yo the mosquitos are so bad I got nut hurt!

by Aus_square October 2, 2021