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When you hear something so awesome, your ears orgasm. Not to be confused with Ear Sex.
Person: That song was fucking awesome!
Person2: Yeah it was like ear secks.
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1. Man, don't ear reap me!
2. Dude, make sure when you are done ear reaping her that you get the goopey wax off ur millimeter peter homez.
3. I want to ear reap theis girl but I just don't know how to ask her.
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A ear rapist something that can molest ears hard
look at the legendary Ear Molestor
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To be unable to hear from the ears otherwise known as deaf.
Sally clapped at the guy but he couldn't hear her because he was ear blind
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If someone holds another's ear for 9 seconds or longer it is considered rape.
If you don't stop I swear I will ear rape you!
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A male yid that prior to coming opts for the ear canal in lieu of more traditional body cavities.
So let me get this straight, you fucked her in the ear? Joey, you are an ear fucker!
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Letting you down politely, when you ask someone to do something and they want to do something, just not with you, they will say they're going to "play it by ear".
"What do you want to do tonight?"
"I don't know; I think I'll just play it by ear."
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