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-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.
-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.
Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.
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a song you play the morning after having sex. usually about breaking up or the loss of love
what are you listening to?
Oh just a morning song, sarah broke up with me last night.
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The act of maturbating to the point of ejaculation then waking up the women beside you and saying "I made you breakfast, B*tch" then ejaculating in or around her mouth.
She had it coming, she got a good the morning lou"
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To propell night sweat from the buttocks onto your partner's face via flatulance.
Although cool and soothing, Sally did not enjoy her shower of morning mist.
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To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way
Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning
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Imagine peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich...
Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.
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Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.
"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"
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