living room chef

This is a similar concept to backseat driving; this occurs when an individual shouts out questions or gives unsolicited advice to the cooking or baking process from an adjacent room. Extremely aggravating, hence the reason he or she is in the living room and not in the kitchen.

Mom (seated in a comfortable chair): "Did you remember to set the timer? I smell something burning."

Adult children (in the kitchen preparing a delicious meal for the family): "Quit being a living room chef; we got this."

Wrong room Recall

Mental condition which relates to the momentary feeling of utter panic you suffer when you wake up in a different location to your normal place of sleep (i.e. Your bed at home) having forgotten you were sleeping somewhere else.

Guy who wakes up- Jesus! Where the F**k am I? Oh right…I’m staying at a hotel this weekend. Phew. That was a bad case of wrong room recall.

The Room Where it happens

No one else was in it

Aaron Burr wants to be in the Room Where it happens

Donkey Gravy Room

A room or specified place in which a rambunctious or mischievous child is sent until his/her behavior is considered acceptable.

"I had to put all dees chillrun up in that Donkey Gravy Room 'til they get straight."

"Hey, honey. How are the kids doing?"
"Awful. They've been in the Donkey Gravy Room all morning."

Elephant in the Room

The space in the middle of a dancing group.
On a dance floor, a group of friends will generally form into a circle. Bolder dancers might dive into this space when the DJ puts on a good tune, but generally it's left awkwardly absent and unacknowledged.

"Why are those people dancing around an empty space?"
"Because there's an elephant in the room."

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Room temperature IQ

In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)

In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)

In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)

When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.

Tyler: (does something extremely smart)

James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.

Tyler: I'm sorry what?

James: In Kelvin.

Tyler: Thanks.

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Marvin’s Room By Drake

The first song you listen to before entering Sad nigga hours

Danny: Bro she left me...*plays Marvin’s Room By Drake*