Oh You're So Welcome

When you thank mum and she says "You're welcome".......just in a different way.

Me: "Thanks mum."
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"

oh you're approaching me?

POV: A japanese delinquient is approching and says he cant beat the shit of you without getting closer.

Dio: Oh you're approaching me?
Jotaro: I cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer

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you know you're right

The lost song by Nirvana.

You know you're right is my favorite song.

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How to tell if you're an idiot

How to tell if you're an idiot

Keep clicking the link that says "How to tell if you're an idiot"

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sorry you're a what?

A phrase commonly used by older brothers who do not have good comebacks to what their younger sisters have said, for their sisters are more intelligent than them.

Sister: Your such an idiot sometimes!
Brother: Sorry you're a what?
Sister: Arghh!

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go fuck you're self

1) Under the influence of bad grammar and mild retardation.
2) The misinterpretation of the more common phrase "go fuck yourself".
3) aftercrash.

aftercrash: Smitty, go fuck you're self.
Old Smitty: PWNED

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You're wasting your time

What you're doing if you don't pick Lazziness for your druid.

Exfear: PS you owe me.
Lazziness: I owe you for what? :O
Exfear: Silk goes I need a druid man
Exfear: I instantly say if you don't pick Lazziness you're wasting your time.

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