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(Adjective) someone who has a general fondness to grab male genitalia
Jacob-James just wants to grab my D.
She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch
He is white, and has a white mans name. Jacob is always a Ginger. He is usually Mormon. He is always the smartest person in the room and lets you know that just by being in his presence. His intellect is so advanced that when he speaks your brain cannot fathom the words that flow from his orifice. He is very good at math and spends his free time in his room either learning Japanese or watching Khan Academy videos. Most people don't speak to Jacob, but when they do, they never forget him.
Woah, Jacob Hatcher, that's Gospel truth!
A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.
I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.
he who has the biggest choda and takes the children at night. He is asoceated with people such as pEppa pIG and Babby Choda
Cole: Shoot i died, fuck my life
Jacob Ische: that fucking lil choda faggoto go burn in peppa... UHHhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHh Fuck me chodaaaaa!!!
Average height, glasses, and short hair. Although he may seem cold in the beginning he is deceiving you, he likes to sprout random knowledge. Jacob’s have the most elite sense of humor, and some questionable music taste. But all in all you can never end up hating them. Jacob’s are very dedicated in what they are doing, and often end up getting seriously addicted to games they get recommended. They are very kind and caring and very cautious.
Yool : dring dring BEN?
Jacob Hong: ….