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You lift up a woman by her vagina and butthole.
She kept slapping my ass so I jerry lifted her.
the most flexible material in the world
teacher: ok class the most flexible material is graphene
tom and jerry: tom and jerry squared
Jerry Springer, the controversial and influential talk show host who fused chaos and entertainment while showcasing the underbelly of America on daytime television, has died at the age of 79.
Springer’s family confirmed his death in a statement to Rolling Stone Thursday, noting that he died peacefully at his home in the suburbs of Chicago; while no cause of death was provided, it was reported recently that Springer had been diagnosed with cancer.
Jerry Springer Dies At 79 News Report
George Jerry is the best guy ever. His name is a little long so people call him GJ. When he likes you, its over, hes stuck on you forever and thinking of you non stop. He loves you unconditionally and wont ever stop. He is just a great all around guy. But dont fuck with this dude or with his girl especially, or hell fuck you up bad. He cant eat gluten though, but thats okay, he deals with it. He always wants you to be your best. Like him :)
"Keep your head up babe, miss you"
Look at that guy over there, trying to hard to be a George Jerry.
To fondle, caress, grope, or otherwise "second base" a girl from behind.
Damn that girl looks good, I'm going to do some serious Jerry Jonesing if I can get behind her in line!