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When your watching porno, and spray your man-goo all over your keyboard
John was getting really into it and gave his computer sticky keys
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The act of performing anal sex on a woman and being able to tell anyone in a very clean and discreet manner. It is also a way for a woman to show her man that she is willing to go above and beyond the call of duty to please him.
"Hey bro....i got the Lock and Key from my girl last night."
"Baby, when are you going to let me get that Lock and Key?"
As I approached the bedroom, little did i know that she had the lock and key waiting for me.
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One of the many items I have shoved up my ass.
Emily: I shoved a key chain up my bootyhole
Beth: Haha...I lost my keychain a while ago....
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A person who continuously slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.
When DK does a control F website search on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each search result.
"It's because I'm left handed" is his foolish answer.
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Key is awesome. He used to have cool shoes, is very fun to talk to, and is super sexy.Anyone is extremely lucky to be friends with him. :D
Key Slocum is flipping awesome.
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The art of farting on your roomate's keyboard while he is out of the room. When the roomate returns, they are greeted with some stinky keys when they go to check their email.
"My roommate was pissing me off so when he went down to the cafeteria to grab some lunch, I made sure to leave him with some stinky keys."
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When a man has sex with every orophus in a woman's body, he has unlocked every hole and therefore has the skeleton key.
"Dude, she give you the skeleton key?"
"You know it man, it took a lot of effort, but i finally got it."
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