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A hard, "Bruce Lee cross-kick style" kick to a fat bitch's gunt. Used in self defense after a fat bitch gets drunk and thinks she has a chance with you. If you don't know what a gunt is, look it up.
I was at this party one time and this fat bitch named Terry* "Fatty" McGatty came up and drunkly told me that she wanted to fuck me, right in front my slimmer girlfriend. So, as any man of sound mind and body would do, I gave her a hard Gunt Kick, grabbed my girl by the hand and ran like hell. Everyone saw it. My buddy Sherwin later told me "It was the Gunt Kick heard around the world". *first name changed
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To turn away a nice person that wants to date you; friendzone; just friends; platonic;
Called kicking puppies because the person who exposed their feelings is going to have their hopes crushed by your denial.
Commonly associated with the phrase, "You're a nice guy, but..."
"There are so many guys attracted to her that she'll have to get used to kicking puppies."
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When a person uses their foot as a weapon to inflict damage and/or pain to another man's scrotum.
This guy at the bus stop kept jokingly asking me to show him my tits. Finally, I had my little brother come with me one day. The next time he joked around with me, I had my little bro kick him in the nuts so hard he puked! I have to say...I thoroughly enjoyed watching him get kicked in the nuts!
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1. An occurence, remark, reply, or otherwise any given situation which genuinely causes momentary distress or disdain to the point that one tightens his or her sphincter, as if preparing to be kicked in the ass. (Also spelled using hyphens, like so; Kick-In-The-Ass, so as to accentuate that the phrase is to be used, or acknowledged as one word.)
2. Literally, a kick in the ass.
1. After working all week, and breaking his back for an ungrateful boss, Rob's paycheck was a real kick in the ass.
2. When Rob bent over to pick up his paycheck, his boss gave him a kick in the ass.
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a Donkey-Kick is where someone puts both hands on the counter and then kicks with full force behind them resembling what a donkey kick looks like.
as a prank i told taylor to donkey-kick jason and it left jason blacked out on the floor.
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an awesome save in soccer that is composed of a half backflip and many crazy arm movements
-whoa! did you see that bicycle kick?!?!?!?
-hell yea i did!
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The response you utter to a friend when a song comes on the radio/itunes/ipod/etc. that reminds you of an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and the painful breakup you suffered through with them.
"Lu, kick the jukebox, this song reminds me of my ex..."
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