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H, hoss, horse, heroin, chasing the dragon, dancing with Mr. Brownstone, shit, smack, junk.
I got a date with Lady H tonight.
The process of unexplainably losing all of your musical talent.
Josh: Welcome back Mike! Ready to record another song?
Mike: I'm sorry, Josh...I've just Lady GaGa'd...
Josh: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Drake: look at that girl
Josh: yeah that's my female lady
The first lady of the United States and her, uh, husband.
A woman that is taken to events, paraded around as a girlfriend, and screwed when the male needs it. She is convenient until something better comes along and the male is not committed. She is similar to a escort.
*John- Hey, is that your new woman? She's do-able!
Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.
Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!
An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.
Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food
- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
The reason I know so much about them is because I plan to be a cat lady when I grow up.
When you cheers with another member and say "to the old lady" both members are required to finish their drink
Prerson 1: "This keystone light is delicious!" *cheers* "to the old lady"
Person 2: *cheers* (internally "shit")
both members finish their beverages