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Death by excessive blood loss from the penis.
Mike F. masturbated to a picture of K. Didda so much, he suffered a Bloody Larry.
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When you witness or do something that is Larry David funny. To be Larry David funny it has to be funnier than just funny, and after telling someone about it they laugh profusely as well.
Man 1: What's so funny?
Man 2: I slept at this random girls place last night and when I woke up hungover the next morning I couldn't remember what I did with my phone. After searching for it extensively we finally gave up and she said, "If I find it, I'll just give you a call." And yes, she was serious.
Man 1: Hahahaha that's hi-larry-ous!
The contractor that is not as well equiped in experience or tools for the job, but gets it because he gives the lowest bid. Problems always ensue.
Im sorry Mrs Johnson, you lost little Timmy in the school fire because Larry Low Bid did the wiring.
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The part of the animated show "Veggie Tales" in which Larry the Cucumber sings an amusing, random song. In the words of Veggie Tales itself: "Now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry: the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."
Includes the original favorites such as:
The Hairbrush Song
Endangered Love (Barbara Manatee)
His Cheeseburger
The Water Buffalo Song
Dance of the Cucumber
I Love My Lips
Oh, Santa!
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
The Song of the Cebú
The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps
Larry's Silk Hat
Bellybutton
Does NOT include the "New and Improved Silly Songs With Larry" because though they are new, they are not improved.
Sarah: "Well Gabby, what song are we going to sing today?"
Gabby: "One of the Silly Songs with Larry, obviously!"
Sarah: "Of course. I meant which one?"
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When this finally happens it will be the most awesome thing ever. Larry Bird Shit will be Wheel-of-Fortune's last before and after before the world ends.
Contestant 1: I'll take L for 100.
Contestant 2: I'll take R for 300.
Sajak: There we go.....3 Rs.
Contestant 3: I'd like to buy a vowel....I
Sajak: Ok....2 Is.
Contestant 1: I'd like to solve the puzzle....Larry Bird Shit.
*BOOM* World ends in an instant.
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A redneck who should be put in a boat and sent to Angola. He has a comedy routine exploring redneck stuff, such as flatulance and fat women in thong, as he puts it, "britches." He also says Git r Done.
Larry the Cable Guy was booed out of Madison Square Garden
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A female of his choice
His property!
That 1 crazy bitch Robin Hols is Larry Collett woman!
If you touch that 1 crazy bitch Robin Hols you will die!
Larry Collett is no Glen Gibson!