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a fast scary noodle with legs it can get big and it can be small
this lizard scared the shit out of me
A female who lets Michael stay over, she makes lizard noises throughout the day to let everyone know how much of a reptile she is.
“Lizard is over tonight sorry boys”
A cool animal that looks like a lizard. A lizard is a reptile.
Did you know that lizards can breathe?
A person who has had bad, or too much plastic surgery
Wow! Look at that lizard! Shes had some bad plastic surgery for sure!
A DIRTY LITTLE SMACKHEAD, USUALLY FROM SCOUSELAND, STRAPPED WITH A BERGHAUS JACKET & AIRMAX 95'S.
HAVE YOU SEEN RYAN THIS WEEK?
NAH HE OWES ME £20 FROM LAST WEEK, LIZARD?
A Little Cute animal that has scales and has many defense mechanisms like fighting and stuff like shooting blood out of eyes and running on behind legs. Alot of people don't like these animals because they think lizards are slimy and gross but they are no. thats actually salamanders.
LizardFan: Awww Look its a lizard!
LizardHater: EWW SO SLIMEY AND GROSS!
Me: don't make fun of people for what they like. im also a lizard fan.