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The cross between a chode (a penis that is extremely wide but extremely short) and a poop log.
Ben: dude, kameron told me that cassie holmes loves to take it in the butt.
Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs
Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.
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A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.
Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"
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Being really fucked up on xanax, ativan or any other benzodiazepine drug usually not being able to remember what happened.
I ate two bars (xanax) last night and got so Logged-out I cant remember anything!
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When you are trying to defecate a rather large stool which is much to big for your anus.
Often includes a lot of straining and groaning. In some cases sweating occurs and can be very painful
I was on the toilet for several hours engaging in extreme logging
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Inserting your index finger into your rectal cavity while forcing a bowel movement
I gave her the log splitter, now my finger stinks
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drizzling spray cheese on a penis and then gobbling it up!
OK, so last night I gave my boyfriend a cheese log!! It was full of messy creamy goodness, not to mention the protein and calcium intake.
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When having anal sex and the dick gets stuck in the ass.
Rob was giving me anal and got a total log jam... it sucked:(
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