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A dude who obsesses over the fact that your mom is a dentist
Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm
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Has a sexy ass
You see Matthew? He has a sexy ass
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That friend that always looks tired. He has a lot of hair and forgets a lot of things. He isn’t that good a paying attention either
Me: Matthew did you hear that?
Matthew: you where talking?
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Two different types: #1 is a sexy beautiful creature who can lure u in just by looking at them for the first time. #2 is annoying and disgusting I don't think
That he takes showeres
When u see #1 Matthew: he's so Charming I love him... Let me go talk to him
When u see #2 Matthew: eeewww Matthew let me run away before he sees me and tries to talk to me
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"He who swims in nutella and eats only the whitest of bread." - Matthew Sgroi
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Sexy
amazing
funny
interesting
fun
uniqure
gets mad easy
falls hard but loves great
gets hurt alot
sweet heart
loveible
happy most the time
a:whos your bf?
b: Jacob matthews
a: omfg, you know hes like the best guy traits ever?
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