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Having sex. Based on the scientific assertion that having sex uses the same amount of energy as running five miles.
"I run five miles with the wife last night".
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To have intercourse while piloting an aircraft. The altitude must 5,280 feet MSL not AGL. In other words, one cannot park on Denver Airport property, bang each other, and earn their wings to the Mile High Club.
I was inducted into the Mile High Club while flying a Cessna 172.
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The mile club is often mistaken as when a couple have sex at least a mile above the surface of the earth, but infact you may also jion this wonderfull club as part of the "S.A.D" or the Solo Aviator Division. Thus jioning when masturbating.
"Dang this flight is boring as shit"
"mmmmm that attendant is fine"
"i think i may just go to the toilet and join the mile high club"
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The amount of distance it takes to prove your love for a broad.
Lover: I walked 5500 F***ing miles to see this girl!
Friend: Wow... You just passed the 500 mile rule! You're set for life!
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The act of going from seat to seat on an airplane with the sole purpose of sexual intercourse with a fellow passenger. Drinks of an alcoholic nature are required, protection optional.
Hey Frank, later tonight my friend Ethan and I are going mile high clubbing. Byob and dont forget to pull out.
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spin off of mile long club
this term is the under ground version. any form of sex on a subway. also see long bus.
after shopping my wife asked" what way are we going home" and i told her" we're taking the mile long sub. "
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-you have a good smile from a quarter mile away, but not any closer than that because it is just hideous!
Damn, that girl needs to back the hell up, she's got a quarter-mile smile!
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