Mississippi River Pee

The Specific water in the Mississippi River

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

Mississippi spit in missy

The act of spitting your chewing tobacco into your woman’s butthole.

“How did it go last night?”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”

Mississippi Prickly pear

When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky

Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.

mississippi meatloaf

a recipe for meat-loaf made in mississippi.

my mom made us a Mississippi meatloaf for diner the other day it was great.

Mississippi Hunters Bucket

A person who pisses and shits in his hunting buddies gaped anus, then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with said anus.

Dude, last night while I was hunting, I performed a Mississippi Hunters Bucket on Cletus.

mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

Mississippi Sock Puppet

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.

I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.