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Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.
My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.
Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.
"aye man my sister and I tried the Mississippi lawnmower last night, it was amazingly rough."
When you are driving, and spit dip outside the window, and it gets all over your car.
I got to get a car wash, and get my new mississippi-pinstripe off, I
Couldn’t find my mud-jug
When a woman explosively farts on your penis. Sending shockwaves down your shaft. And probably a shiver up your spine.
She gave me a Mississippi motorboat last night.
an American state that is spelt like a disabled child with no arms, legs or left eyeball wrote it.
person a "how do you spell Mississippi??"
person b "I have no fucking clue"
The 7th layer of hell (or Mississippi, for short) is a conservative police state with humidity, forests, obese people, cracked up roads with tons of potholes.
It has the worst healthcare, education, lowest life expectancy in the entire union.
The people in this state are extremely rude to you, unless you have a pocket full of cash.
Louisiana is grateful that that Mississippi exists, because now Louisiana doesn't have to take the spot for the worst state in the union.
Man, thank God I'm not in that dump called Mississippi anymore. Thank goodness for places like California.
Mississippi is full of fatass black peoples!!!