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Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.
A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700
Mommy Branch read me heatwaves because what would you do for a klondike bar?
When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.
Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
can be used to either scare off girls or compliment them.
boy: damn mommy got some thic milkers nom nom nom
girl : oo la la thanks papi ;) / wtf kys
Fans of the Your Mom's House podcast
The mommies love to fuck up garth brooks instagram and Facebook comments.
(not to be used of your real mother)
A very hot, typically female, adult.
Someone you think is so hot that you just say "Mommy?????"
Oh my god, Nancy is so hot, like, mommy?