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When one is kicked out of a random sexual partner's bed because the random sexual partner has something to do (e.g. go to work).
"Hey dude I hooked up with Erica again last night but I just got the morning boot. You trying to get breakfast?"
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Worse than morning wood, this is what happens when your bladder is almost at the point of bursting.
Oh no, Rachel's in the bathroom, and I really got some morning metal! Rachel, I gotta pee! Rachel? RACHEL!!!!
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The act of maturbating to the point of ejaculation then waking up the women beside you and saying "I made you breakfast, B*tch" then ejaculating in or around her mouth.
She had it coming, she got a good the morning lou"
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To propell night sweat from the buttocks onto your partner's face via flatulance.
Although cool and soothing, Sally did not enjoy her shower of morning mist.
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To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way
Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning
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Imagine peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich...
Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.
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Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.
"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"
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