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When a man has sex with a woman on her period, and his dick is covered in blood like a murder weapon.
You said you were off your period! yet here I am with murder dick.
A hot robot woman who married a guy called khan and had a child called uzi who listens to my chemical romance,she died to a disassembly drones nanite acid very ouchy
NORI MURDER DRONES IS SO HOT OMFG
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A creepy box full of spooky shit that might help you detect a fictional murderer!
I got this Murder Box in the mail and it literally scared the shit out of me! Seriously, I had to burn my favorite pair of pants so no one would know!
A murderer who targets young children
"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"
Hym "That's wild that the training partner murderer only went to prison for 5 years. I wonder what the extenuating circumstances of the case were."
An agile meeting setup so stakeholders can get together and delete old items from the backlog that will never make it into the feature in development.
I’ll soon be setting up the Murder Party meetings in order for us to trim down the list of old backlog items.
They put the murder staNdard to my head hoop my house into my pockets and fingered me