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Generally performed by cook or some sort backline employee-type. For whatever reasons,(i.e. plate sent back, difficult diner or just don't like someone,) the cook removes his cyclops stick from his britches and strikes a portion of the meal and sends it out to be ate.
"That guy was such an ass, so I gave his mashed potatoes my mushroom stamp of approval."
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NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and swing it in a counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.
i wanted sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an award winning clark bar
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In reference to the abnormaly large male genetalia, mushroom headed warrior refers to the unique shape of the head of a male cock, that symbolizes the shape of a mushroom...magical or not. In refernce to one who conqures or slays female genetalia.
this one chick couldnt handle my mushroom headed warrior....and so i didnt pay her.
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That shit-talking mushroom was so rude!!!
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To awaken one under the influence of psilocybin from incoherence with a quick slap of the hand to the face
Tony mushroom slapped Albert so as to awaken him from his incomprehensibly negative, drug-induced rant. (But Bert just became further enraged and had to be wheel chaired to bed.)
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While in the act of doing a mushroom stamp, you jizz(explode) at the same time.
Do the exploding mushroom stamp to your mother
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When someone is wearing huge shorts and a tight shirt and looks like an upside down mushroom
John: Whoa check out that kid hes rockin inverted mushroom
Eric: Yeah what a fag
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