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Anal herpe count in the crease
Man, the stars in my ass hurt like a bitch
"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.
He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
You yell this after stubbing your toe, or when something bad happens, or if something is to expensive. like the equivalent of shit, or son of a bitch. This is just a much more fun way of showing your cussing knowledge.
TITS OUT MY ASS THAT CAR IS EXPENSIVE!
some stupid shit Doug said
over my ass is something that I can’t help describe tbh bc it’s that stupid not a term
Seriously how do you put both ass cheeks in someone’s mouth? Unless you’re Julie...
Suck my ass no homo
When loose hoes step on toes & gots to goes .. not to be confused with suck my dick or eat my ass (male audience) - it is higher power
*girl looks at me; end of shift*
“Suck my ass, you dumb bitch”