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A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.
Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.
Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)
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When you have many beer cans or soda cans in the bed of your pick up and at 80mph you hear them jingle
Y'all hear them there jingle cans them present times is here
A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.
a. That person was a complete tool can.
b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.
A Can Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal person just doing community service.
Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can Fairy had been through.
I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.
a can with a big smelly dookie in it
"Hey, can I have a taste of that dookie can?"
"Sure bro, this dookie can is nice, hot and fresh!"
It wasn't defined yet so.
But i did make some. wink wonk.
Someone :"Yoooo, these canned bananas taste like ass."
Me: "Well damn, fuck you too. I tried. Hoe."
When you are at the show and need to throw away your trash but then you get to the bin and it is for "Cans Only"
Hey check out this guy walking over to the bin with all this non-can trash; He's about to get Cans-Only'd!