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To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.
(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)
Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
The base unit of an overall great candy, color, and savior of the apocalypse.
Who wouldn’t want to be a proud owner of something in the catagory of “thick mint”?
Dang, that’s one thick mint you got there.
We praise the allmightly savior, thick mint.
A unisex euphemism for masterbation
My mom thought I was pinching the mint when I was just picking the mint.
That moment when you need to tell someone something uncomfortable or upsetting about themselves. Or when your significant other has been an asshole and has no idea.
Babe, we need to have a breath mint moment. Your lack of preparing sandwiches for the trip makes me feel unloved....
When you drop a mint in your partners asshole. Then proceed to dunk tongue into dat ass, Making sure to anchor before bottoming out, fishing out the mint. Then to top it all off, after you swirl the mint into your mouth to get a fresh minty breath, you spit in your partners ass.
Person 1: Dude, you smell minty fresh!
Person 2: Thanks man, but thats not my breath, my girl gave me the meanest mint chocolate chip. My farts are fresh.
The process of consuming a mint while deficating in a toilet. This is used to achieve a more refreshing poop.
Austin: I gotta shit.
Tommy: don't forget a mint.
Austin: oh marvelous idea! Poop and mints are so refreshing.