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Work Cock

The practice of hiding or not hiding one's erection at their place of employment.

"I would have paid more attention to Rafe's presentation but I was distracted by his work cock." He shouldn't have worn flat front jeans today."

by KNME May 20, 2009

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Working Hard or hardly working

A lame pickup line used in the office or at work in an attempt to hook up with or hit on a coworker. Mainly used by males trying to hit on female coworkers. Sometimes used to break the ice.

Boy: Hey baby, working hard or hardly working?
Girl: Go away thank you. I've heard that one twice before at this job and several times at my other jobs.

by blackandred96 January 22, 2010

53๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


donkey work

Manual labour performed by one of lesser exoteric and assertive qualities than the leader. See bitch.

Jack is the youngest and weakest, the donkey work should toughthen him up a little.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


working class

A trotskyist's objectification of everyone who is not a socialist and needs leadership.

We must organize the working class.

by eugene February 2, 2004

145๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


Doing Work

A term used when someone is trying to pick up a member of their preferred sex.

For instance someone in a club might be there to "do work" which is to say that they are there to meet some ladies and hopefully score some digits or perhaps some play.

Not to be confused with 'Kobe Doing Work' which was a Spike Lee Joint using a more literal definition of the term, meaning to work hard.

Erik: "Dude there are some hot ladies out here tonight"
Curl: "Why don't you head out on the dance floor and do work"
Erik: "Word"

Guy: "Hey man, nice to see you out in the club"
Other Guy: "Yeah you know, I'm just here doing work"

by MellionBob June 13, 2009

54๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Working the pipes

3 dicks, one girl.
3 boys stick their dicks in 3 different areas or holes in the girl. (mouth, ass, pussy)

Zach, Kyle, and Tyler were working the pipes on Kylie.

by TWO brothers fjdjfk November 29, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Work aikido

Doing some bull crap while on the job, that doesn't really qualify as actual work. Something to do to look busy when a boss comes around, but not exerting any energy or really doing anything that is productive.

Nick, "Shit man, we got a code 'I'!"
Vance, "Yo, I'm a tenth degree black belt in Work aikido. Watch me arrange the shit out of those batteries!"
Vance "faces" batteries, bringing them to the forward.

Working at Walgreens reading a magazine at the front cash register. Boss man comes up, and you "top" the cigarettes. That means you push them down so they are all as packed tight towards the bottom rack as possible. "Way to go Vance, really keeping that cig display good looking. Gold star material!"

by VMoneyHos (V$) May 19, 2008

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