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The act on shiting and not wiping then getting your girlfriend to lick the exesess poo particals out of you ass hole
oh man i got all wiped out last night
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to give a guy a handjob by licking your hands and "wiping" him down
I asked my girl to wipe me down last night and it was messy.
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To wipe one's mouth.
Kathysue: Jazzy, U gonna buy me this ring?
Jazzy: Listen woman, go wipe ya mouth.
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real pain.
everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.
lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.
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A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
When a woman is on her period and has period shits and wipes. It looks like peanut butter and strawberry jelly.
Man I had the worst peanut butter jelly wipe when I started my period this month...
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Pertaining to Spirit Airlines charging to use the lavatory during flights, you must swipe your credit card before toilet paper will be dispensed to you to wipe.
While having explosive diarrhea aboard a Spirit Airlines flight, Jayson noticed a sign above the toilet paper dispenser with a credit card swipe next to it... The sign read "Swipe Before you Wipe", to bad Jayson left his wallet in his carry on.
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