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noob talk

dialouge that is often said by noobs. This includes begging, bragging how much they hack, or just being a noob.

this is noob talk
noob: gimmi money plz plz plz!!!!! I'm so good, u wanna be good type 122649012 lol lol lol lmao lol

by teh_pwnerer123 June 29, 2006

32๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


metallica noob

Usually someone that is new to metal that knows of and listens only to the music of Metallica, considering them heaviest, best, fastest music on the planet. They also somehow get the idea that they have dominant musical knowledge of everyone else in the room because of this. Metallica noobs are known to constantly complain about how Metallica sold out with The Black Album. They also use "death metal," "black metal," and "thrash metal" interchangeably (despite their vast differences) when describing bands other than Metallica, then claim that they "don't give a fuck about genres" when they are corrected by real metal fans. Most of these kids probably listen to Slipknot.

Metallica Noob: Metallica is the best metal band ever d00d! Master of Puppets is the greatest album ever! It's so heavy and fast! Dave Mustaine is gay! Rock on!

Me: Metallica's a great band, but thrash is just one type of metal that will eventually start to get old. You should check out some death metal like Cannibal Corpse or Bloodbath. It's not quite fast but a little bit heavier. Or maybe even some 90's black metal like Dissection. And I happen to like Megadeth, bitch.

MN: Shut up, poser. You don't know anything about metal.

by Naakrath February 10, 2007

181๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


PwN nOoBs

The art of slaying a person bad at something or new

friend 1 shoots friend 2 while playing b-ball
friend 2: what the f***
friend 1: sorry I just like to PwN nOoBs by the way you suck at it if you couldn't tell

by barrybeeisbae69 March 8, 2017

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


noob stick

may originate from counterstrike but now it means the cheap ass close range sword used in Halo 2.

noobs use it (cheap ass fuckers) and get killed bye it (cause all they can suck is ass)

Play live all day long and dont using the FUCKING noob stick you fucking noob . . . (dual wield plasma rifle/plasma pistol!!!)

by Master Chief December 1, 2004

90๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noob Tube

A gaming term for an under-mounted grenade launcher such as the M203 or any other kind of launched explosive (RPG, Thumper, etc) used in first person shooter games such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 or Battlefield: Bad Company 2. Use of such a weapon to get kills is considered 'cheap', since it requires very little skill to use. 'Noob' is a term for a newcomer to a game, and is used as an insult in gaming communities.

Damn, that noob got me with his noob tube for the eighth time this round!

by ecyrblim April 10, 2010

114๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


OMFG NOOB!

When a noob repeatedly uses a cheap tactic, or keeps doing something stupid over and over after being told to stop a million times, you say OMFG NOOB!

-Example 1-

Noob: "l4wlz 1 g0t h34d$h0t!!!~~~ 1m 1337!!!!!!!~~~~~

Guy: "Shut up noob."

Noob: "1 c4n t0k 1f 1 w4nt 2!~~~ lololololololololololololol

Guy: "Dude would you please shut the hell up?"

Noob: "~~lololololololololol~~~ rotfl ~lol!!!!!!!!!! 1337~~~"

Noob: "suiehgo9yew54ighskjhe; gaie4ytivhgpuhgp947g"

Noob: "lololololol lvsdo9ty3wo97yt873y7thg b8tgb!!!~"

Guy: OMFG NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Example 2-

*Noob uses a cheap tactic*

Guy: "Please dont do that."

Noob: "$tfu n008 1 k1(k ur @$$ m0th3r fuck3r!!!~~~"
*Noob does it again*

Guy: "Dude just stop!"

*Noob does it again*

Guy: "STOP!"

Noob: "fu(k u! u ju$ je410u$ cus 1m 1337!!~~~~
*Noob does it again*

Multiple people: "OMFG NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by DUH_ July 1, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noob Tuber

A really annoying person that keeps killing u with a grenade launcher in Call of Duty

That noob tuber is making me want to throw my controller through my tv

by Dr.Crunch December 11, 2009

150๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž