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I have Covid

An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.

"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"

by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022


You have lint!

The phrase one says when you find lint in your partner's vagina/ on his penis. It always provokes laughter. The mood may be killed if someone says this.

My boyfriend was going down on me, then he said:
"You have lint!"
I laughed for ten minutes.

by Blanket Basket June 15, 2010


Have a lot of Gender

When someone is confident in their unique gender and express that through their clothing and mannerisms.

This can also apply to objects.

Damn they look so good they have a lot of Gender in that outfit.

That corset vest has so much gender.

by Genderandchaos October 11, 2021


having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!

If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”

by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020


have a bomb blast

This statement is said to individuals to ensure he/she enjoys themselves.

"Hey Mark have a bomb blast today!" or "I can't make it to the party mate, but have a bomb blast!"

by CDI February 2, 2018


I dOnT HaVe To

You dont have to something

Karen: “Let me speak the manger
Cashier: “I dOnT HaVe To”

by Moo-se September 16, 2020


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i know that this definition will have a gif. do you?

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by October 21, 2021