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Somewhat like a Cincinatti Surprise, except that you urinate into a balloon rather than defecate into a pillow case. You then throw the piss-filled balloon(like a water balloon) at someone and then watch as it bursts splattering the piss all over his/her face.
That mime was really boring and getting on everyone's nerves, so I've decided to pull the ol' Florida Orange Juice Surprise on him and watch as his white makeup gets totally ruined, his costume getting stained with piss, and everyone mocking, deriding, and laughing at him.
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This act must occur with a group of 3 Floridian men. Florida man 1 defecates onto Florida man 2’s head and smears it in. Florida man 3 then rubs his head onto Florida man 2’s head, sharing the fecal matter. Florida man 1 and Florida man 2 begin intercourse with Florida man 2 on top, dripping the feces onto Florida man 1’s face. While that is occurring, Florida man 3 slices three thin slices of Brie. Florida men 1 and 2 separate before either of them can ejaculate. All three Florida men sit in a circle completely naked criss-cross applesauce. Each Florida man then places a slice of Brie around their own schlong. The Florida men then all lean over to give the next person in their Daisy chain a blowjob. After each Florida man gets the next in the circle to ejaculate, that Florida man sits up, his mouth dripping from ejaculation and Brie, leaves it in his mouth. After every Florida man is finished, Florida man 1 and 2 take turns making out with Florida man 3, sharing all of the cum and Brie among each other. At the very end, all 3 Florida men swallow the ejaculation and Brie mix, help each other get clothed again, walk away, and act like nothing ever happened.
“The homies and I had a great weekend, we even did the Florida Man Tongue Tickler.”
A style of barbeque, and resulting sub-culture lifestyle, indigenous to Florida. Originally, Florida-style barbecue was developed in the region around Orlando, utilizing the region's abundance of citrus fruits and tears from children frightened by Mickey Mouse at Disney World.
Florida-style barbecue first came to national attention in the late 2000's, following a series of seminal research papers published by a group of Princeton academics in 'American Anthropologist.'
ESPN Commentator Jeff Van Gundy: "Dwight Howard is really carrying this Orlando team right now"
ESPN Commentator Mark Jackson: "You know, I hear they have some really good Florida-Style Barbecue down here in Orlando."
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A fancy new name for Brevard Community College because they are offering 4 year degrees now. Most people still call it BCC. BCC is basically 13th and 14th grade.
Do you go to BCC? Yes, but now they call it Eastern Florida State College.
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Person 1 bends over and spreads asscheeks. Person 2 sits lined up asshole to asshole and shits in rectum.
Sally: "I have to shit."
Molly: "There's no toilet around."
Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"
Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."
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PART 3
The faculty was well you know "Very Christian" they live their God Worshiped lives throughout the week and later on the weekend they're like lets get drunk and party. Far worse than the fellow students. Every person at the school has their favorites. You have the deens horvering the school frightening fellow students handing out demerits and referals, mostly to the students they dislike, or hate.
The uniform wasn't a big deal, you'd have to abide with the rules. Yet, they have so many "no uniform" days were you don't have to wear the uniform, I wonder where that money goes to... Also one thing that was absolutely ridiculous was the school jacket. If it gets that cold a student should be able to wear their own jackets, not the school jacket! Plus they never have those jackets in stock and if they do, its the completely oversized ones.
continued in part 4...
Florida Christian School (FCS) is a dump.
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PART 5
The classes at the school have no variety. For example, there is a maximum of 4 electives. Band-many people take but you must buy or rent an instrument. Choir- a fun class, many people take and just mouth words, the only bad thing is the mandatory appearances you must make to sing at these ridiculous festivals that the school holds. Art- you basically have to be good at it to pass. Home Economics- Alright class, basically the only easy class you can take to get an easy A in, you can fail all test and quizes and yet pass. What I find to be the funniest is that students in 9th and 10th grade take Pre-AP, my friends in public schools were taking full AP classes. Florida Christian says they hold academic pretige and advancements, well when I started my junior year in public school I was a lost puppy, I felt stupid compared to everyone else. Students at the school were usually arrogant and pompous about their academics, telling the world they were much smarter than public school students, when in reality the public school students knew much more. But I have to say, I am thrilled I left the FCS for public school, I've learned so much in 1 year than in 2-3 years at Florida Christian.
continued in part 6....
Florida Christian School (FCS) is not a good school in my opinion.
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