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When you go to Taco Bell and your smomach starts bubbling and you have massive diarrhea. After you stand up and your ass is burning, the sensation is known as "fire ass".
You: Dude, that Taco Bell tasted so good last nite
Me: I dunno, man it didn't agree with me. Yo, that shit give me fire ass!
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The only way for a woman to regain some dignity after a successful ice dragon is performed on her by a partner. The male performs oral sex for her without knowing that she is on her period. When the male realizes what has been done, the female punches him in the back of the head until blood comes out of his nose and yells "Fire Dragon!"
"Dude, is your nose bleeding?"
"Naw dog, this trick last night gave me a fire dragon."
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Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English fyr; akin to Old High German fiur fire, Greek pyr
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Middle English, from Old English scite; akin to Old English -scItan to defecate
Function: noun
1) painful anal excretion of human waste that is associated with a burning feeling in and around the asshole.
"I got the fire shits from all that beer I drank last night!"
"...no thanks, too much coffee gives me the fire shits."
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An unsympathetic and merciless phrase which may be used by those with the power to hire and fire employees or contractors, when the services of those in their employ are no longer required.
Popularised by the entertainer Donald Trump on the TV show 'The Apprentice', before the majority of US voters decided to turn the phrase on him in November 2020.
"Mr Trump, the people have spoken: you're fired."
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My personal favourite band becuase they're just the best! They have deep lyrics and great music, so whatever. You need to like them too! Davey is hot
Omg, davey of AFI is the most gorgeous man alive.
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When one's sack hasn't been used in ages, he ejaculates dry air or dust, from his penis, usually causing a loud squeak or farting sound.
After watching his mom dance to the song "its raining men" by the Weather Girls, Evan dry fired all over the back of Rj's head, while Matt and Nick shared a silent laugh in the backround.
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placing an ice cube between a persons buttocks and lodging two warm fingers inside his/her anus (from the french movie 'anatomy of hell')
''i used the 'fire and ice on him/her', 'i gave him/her the fire and ice', 'i fire and iced him/her' ''
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