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Mommy Mai is Dababy’s doppleganger and has a big black 16inch veiny throbbing cock that she rapes her boyfriend Sakuta with
Nigga 1: You good bro?
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff
When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.
Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
can be used to either scare off girls or compliment them.
boy: damn mommy got some thic milkers nom nom nom
girl : oo la la thanks papi ;) / wtf kys
Fans of the Your Mom's House podcast
The mommies love to fuck up garth brooks instagram and Facebook comments.
(not to be used of your real mother)
A very hot, typically female, adult.
Someone you think is so hot that you just say "Mommy?????"
Oh my god, Nancy is so hot, like, mommy?