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When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean
Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.
Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*
A buxom beautiful thot past her prime. She’s way past the age of rightfully being in the club, but that doesn’t stop her. She’ll never give up. She’s a dyed in the wool party girl and she knows it’s still fun, she’s sure of it….
Yo when the lights claim on I could see real quick she’s a club night granny. I jumped out the bathroom window.
A person who loves to grind on grannies
James is a granny grinder
a person that is a nonce. He does not cooperate in school projects
Verb-to become friends with an older someone, in hopes that they will trade you their prescription medicine for a little money on the side.
I can't do anythin today guys, i have to go granny pimpin cause i am low on vicadin
Someone who is addicted to granny porn and loves it entirely
"I was just a regular gooner. But now I'm a granny gooner."