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a creepy lad, that sells you second hand curries from the end of your bed.
person 1: bro
person 2: bro
person 1: tyler jones was selling me that curry again :/
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a person who grabs your ankle without your consent
"He grabbed my ankle last night. He's such a Mac Jones" -Jennifer
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One of the most sweetest, caring, funny, outgoing, gorgeous and intelligent girl on the world. Has an incredible personality. She is so much fun to be around.
Who is that girl?
Francesca Jones...She's amazing!
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A Female. Usually very sexy. Often times men will describe her as the most sexable girl, but the hardest to get in bed. When a male dreams of girl with large brests covered in chocolate milk they are said to be dreaming of a mariel jones. The ultimate hot girl with all the fetishes of a hot guy.
Dude that girl is such a mariel jones look how hot she is.
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It's not jesus, its his brother.
Instead of jesus Christ... you would simply state.. jesus jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Steven Jones is a man with a really thick Welsh accent and a mad hairy beard which can turn any man gay then but then back to being straight since the kiddy fiddler is behind them.
Steven's most iconic lines is "WHO'S COATS THAT JACKET" and "GET OUT THE CANTEEN"
Some Peasant : OI, sir can we do a practical today?
Steven Jones : OI CUNT SHUT IT, now back to evolution.
Some other Peasant : THAT'S FALSE GOD AND FLAT EARTH IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!!!
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An angry tomato who somehow found his way onto a stage and was given a tv show and host of infowars, Alex Jones is known for believing frogs are gay because of chemicals (spoiler alert they were always gay), shouting at grieving parents, being unable to grasp simple concepts like empathy, and for making ads for anything and everything toxic masculinity
I just found out Steve watches infowars, no wonder he’s turning into an angry tomato like Alex Jones.
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