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Deuce Sphere

The sphere and range of locations where one can take a deuce in any given area. The quality of a deuce sphere is determined through the number of locations that are clean enough, quiet enough, and provide a good deucemosphere for an individual. There are different ratings for the quality of a deuce sphere. The deuce sphere is a vital part of deucing in public places.

Guy 1: What part of town are you in?
Guy 2: I am in the north central part of the college campus
Guy 1: Ok youre deuce sphere rating is 8 and there are some prime locations for deucing available. I recommend you find a deucing sanctuary with a good deucemosphere.

by Fanfin September 29, 2014


Deuce-diver

Someone who engages in anal sex, particularly a homosexual man

Don't waste you're time crushing on Zander, he's a total deuce-diver.

by eosrising September 9, 2016


ghost deuce

When one takes a dump in the toilet but it is nowhere to be seen, also when wiping there is nothing there

Dude! I took a shit yesterday and there was nothing there!

That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.

I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.

by The6exo6rci6st April 25, 2014


Deuce Dos

When someone takes a poop with their legs spread wide open while another person sits on the lap of the other person and shoots a turd right through their legs. (Both people are taking a poop.)

You gotta poop too, well lets do a deuce dos.

by Crapper_Napper61 July 12, 2010


deuce wheeler

A hand truck or dolly that has 2 wheels and used to move something. A Segway human transporter.

use the deuce wheeler to move the frige.

by thaibu March 2, 2009


Silly Deuce

Someone who makes little mistakes of makes reasonable errors on a daily basis.

Oh man Parker you’re such a silly deuce!
Kirk you aren’t a silly deuce you are the opposite!

by Not Srkirkalot December 31, 2022


Deuce Plus

A Deuce Plus is jail sentence of 2 years plus one day. Getting this sentance means you dont do local time, but get moved up to real prison, likely far out of town.

Alternatively, if you are lucky & had a good lawyer, you can get the same 2 year sentence, but less a day rather than plus a day & you get to do your time locally. This is a Deuce Less.

Judge gave me a deuce plus, now I'm going to the pen & my family wont be able to visit me.

by Emdee Emmay September 7, 2020