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The act of not coming through on a promising flex (shag).
The phrase originates from Matt going back to Blackpool Jackie's place after a hook up in Rumours. Despite numerous attempts to get past the heavy petting stage- access was continally denied and Matt was left to lie awake in a state of flex limbo until 8 next morning, when he received a plate of cheese on toast for all his hard efforts.
It must have been a particularly good meal as he returned the following 2 nights and received nothing but more cheese on toast.
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A definition to describe getting toasted on weed.
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Eggs and milk cooked around bread. Similar to French Toast, but tastes better because it's American.
Fuck the French, eat Patriot Toast!
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The act of raising your cameraphone in order to take a snap of an object or person of interest/admiration.
This geezer rocks up outside the pub in a bloddy Bugatti Veyron. Nice. Within seconds the guy's completely surrounded by folk giving it a cameraphone toast.
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when a piece of excrement is placed on the end of a wooden stick and held over a campfire until its light and crusty.
man can you smell that toasting poo i cant wait till supper!!!!
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When you make a piece of toast from bread and put it somewhere and never find it. Where does it go?
I made toast and now I cannot find it. It is ghost toast I guess.
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Toasted Western: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.
1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Western.
2- So my girl came home last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if I'm in the mood some some Toasted Western.
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