Random
Source Code
Random
Normally grows extremely long beard, but never get’s it in shape, he’s always between Hipster and Hobo.
Hit’s himself with a hammer occasionally, which impacts his brain functionality drastically, but he’s still a GOOD BOY!
He’s the first person to actually watched every video on YouTube and manages to block everyone from Netflix by watching on his phone, tablet and computer simultaneously!
Who is this Marcus Guy?
He’s a GOOD BOY!
He is a weird ass dude that does not understand how to take a shower. He smell like shit and dates ugly ass guys. H is hair cut looks like a horses dick. if you meet a Marcus then you should run away and go to a church.
Marcus : hey cutie I like pigs
A cunt with waves and a stanky ass durag, brushes his hair 24/7. Always late for class and his head is shape like a bit off corn dog. He also likes to chew on drumsticks.
Look at that guy flexing. He's such a Marcus.
He the type of nigga that swear he looks good but he a ugly ass frog and thinks he the shit and ass at basketball
Simply the best guy on the planet. Generous, kind, supportive and loves with his whole heart. His adventurous spirit and goofy sense of humor make every excursion a wonderful time! Marcus knows exactly how to make you feel important and loved because of his sharp powers of observation combined with intuition and intellect. Marcus is royalty among men.
Woman #1 Im dating my childhood crush and he is EVERYTHING!
Woman #2 Oh, he must be a Marcus!
Marcus is the sweetest guy one can ever find. He is thoughtful and will do whatever he takes to make the right woman, "the happiest woman alive" He has the nicest and brightest smile, cheeks squishy and pinchable. He is an angel fallen from heaven.
Marcus is an angel
Marcus is the kinda guy who goes to strip club orders chicken fingers and get 4 dances but have money for 1.
I’m a go Marcus in that strip club!!