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To blow your head with a shotgun in such a way that the brain matter would cover the ceiling
Lad 1 : You suck at Hoi4
Lad 2 : go paint the ceiling red
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Take a shit on a guy or girls face and smear the shit around with your penis head.
Dude last night my girl was getting me pissed off so i finger painted all over her face.
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The act of defecation.
Also referred to as free james brown, or raise a stink.
Feels good man.
This is also a way to describe what happens when the band 311 goes on tour, due the the extremely shitty nature of their so-called 'music'.
After a massive Tex-Mex dinner at El Cheko's, we slept hard all night. The next morning we funneled a gallon of hot strong coffee, after which it was time to paint the town brown.
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The secret little things we do in life when we think others aren't looking or when our curiosity is aroused by a sign that is posted telling us not to do something. Inspired by the corridor that you walk down for 20 years without touching the walls. Then one day you smell fresh paint and the corridor has been roped off with signs that say "Don't Touch - Wet Paint." An overwhelming urge comes over us to touch the wall. (See Briar Patch Effect)
The family was at the zoo and one of the boys saw a sign that said "Do Not Feed the Animals." He immediately walked to a concession kiosk and bought a bag of peanuts to feed the monkeys. He was inspired by the Wet Paint Syndrome into doing something he shouldn't be doing.
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The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.
I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.
To engage in a wild spree.
Origin: The alussion is to the kind of riotous behavior that results in red blood being spilt.
K: I'm pissed. Wanna go paint the town red tonight?
J: Let's do it.
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When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.
That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.
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