n. Brit. mostly Northern. Newsagent/News-seller. usually sells greeting cards, stationery, tobacco, chocolate bars, cold drinks, basic provisions. Typified by owner-management and long opening hours.
Go to the paper shop and get some fags and crisps
Paper person is someone who is trusted and well liked, and unexpectedly turns out to be a creep. And then looking back at them realizing the clues are obvious (plural: Paper People)
Boyinaband is such a paper person
"Yo, you hear Jamal on 19th Street is making some mad paper, B."
Someone who has uncontrollable urges to write or draw and has no qualms about using any near by surface.
Anne: Damn it! James gave in to his paper slut urges and used up all the napkins again!
James: What was I supposed to do? I was out of notebooks!
the swaggiest rapper ad girly pop eva
dang man! you be acting like a yung paper right now!
When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage
I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.
Its a blowjob where the giver has braces so the penis gets shredded.
Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder
Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)