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An animal that sneezes & pees at the same time
Did that dog justed pet peezed
A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar
Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.
Someone who is very compassionate and caring for you. They will do literally anything for you no matter what. Just like a dog, they are very loyal and will always come back even if you've hurt them. Pets are a great friend to have and will do everything to make you smile and won't give up until they have. If your a pet you are pretty determined for people who are worth the time. If you have a pet they are better than a best friend, they are great companions for everything. If you need anything your pet will be there with you through your ups and downs. If you are sad, just call over your pet and they will be a shoulder for you to cry on.
I'll be your pet whenever you need me
The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head
Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!
petting the shell of someone’s head
Saleena is pet de shelly
petting de shelly, it just means petting de shelly, nothing bad!
“Pet de Shelly is in our pe class guys, both of them.”
In a mood with a person or situation
I forgot the missus’s birthday yesterday so she’s in the pet with me now