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Same thing as a regular pirate but instead of stealing gold they break into peoples houses and steal anything and everything involving SMUT.
Sex toys, pornography, sexy lingerie
You see mike made out with a whole box full of Brazilian fart fettish porn when he robbed that house at the end of the block; mikes a real SMUT PIRATE!!
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When a male shoots his load in a female's eye. And immediately following the ejaculation, the male kicks her in the shin. She then hops around, holding her eye as if she was a pirate. Bonus points are given to those males who get their females who say "YARRRR".
Dude, I just gave babygurl the mad pirate. I didn't get the bonus, but I'll try again next time.
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A deliciously healthy snack, or "cheese puff," made by Robert's American Gourmet snack company. Choose from 162 fabolous flavors! They taste like air, so you can't feel guilty for eating an entire package!
"Dude, you're such a Booty Head."
"F You Man!"
"Dude, all that Pirate's Booty must be goin to your head"
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one who lingers around the anal canal
arr matey, we butt pirates are in search of a place to bury our treasure, arr, arr.
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similar to the original definition of fuckface, accept for the fact in this case, you only have one penis for an eye while you wear a patch over the missing penis/eye.
you roll up in your car to a stranger and cover one eye with your right hand and point your index fingure of your left hand at the stranger in front of your other eye. then, you simply ask the person "guess what i am". he confesses he doesnt know. you then say "no, guess!". when he gets frusturated and gives up, you then say "I'm a fuckface pirate, DUH!" then peel off into the night.
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Someone who is continually after the cooch.
Danny is a cooch-pirate.
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A race of war-like sentiants in the Metroid games. These creatures are insect like in appearance and about 8 feel tall. They have claw like hands/rifles and sonetimes energy scythes. Some of them can render themselves invisable and they are known to experiment on their own kind to create biological weapons. They have set up base on a number of planets, most notably planet Zebes, Planet Tallon IV, and planet Aether. Their main objectives include destrying Samus, breeding metroids as a weapon, and harnessing the power of the mutagent phazon. They are responsible for orphaning samus when they raided her space colony K2-L when she was a child.
Space pirates are really fraking cool looking, but are sometimes a bitch and a half to kill.
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