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When you push out a fart and a little piece of poop rolls down your pant leg followed by a leg shake and a turdball rolling away, not to be confused with sharting which is magical surprise diharrea mistaken for a harmless fart.
Last night i drank so much tequila that when i woke up, i had to fart but ended up playing plinko in front of my parents at the breakfast table, and my dog thought it was a whisker biscuit and ate it.
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parent: what did you do in tommy's house?
kid: we were playing videogames.
parent: oh, sounds like fun!
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To open your mouth wide,closing eyes and hoping you dont get full facial, and..for some of you..pretending you like it.
"open up and say AHHH???..
*gulp*
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1) The act of being led on by a potential boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) Being cheated on.
1) "She kept saying that she liked me, but then she turned me down when I asked her out. I was gettin played!"
2) Boy: "Where's your man?"
Girl: "I saw him with another girl in the hall today..."
Boy: "Aw man. You were just gettin played."
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When you are about to climax someone tries kill you and they release as you finish. Considered throat play
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When there is 3 or more people being involved in being "played". It can be that one person is playing another, and that the original player is also getting played, and that the last person has no idea what is going on, and thinks its a normal relationship.
An example Play Line would be that Tierza is playing Michael, and he doesn't know it, but Tierza is being played by Curtis and she doesn't know it either.
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A sexual phenomenon in which instead of following the normal base system of sex, a person skips first and third base entirely and goes from second, to home base. Thus changing the game from baseball to cricket.
"so did you hear that Paco said he was playing cricket with his best friend's sister at a sleepover?"
"No, what a douche, though..."
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