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some dumb shit that I did cause I am fucking retarded,
basically a tattoo that dumb ass kids do when they bored, you can do it by yourself
fuck man I gave myself a poke 'n stick last night
I'm smart
When you stop and stick your tongue in her butt hole and sniff it right after, then you're ready to hurl on her back and use the overflow for lube.
"Bro Jim smells like dick, pussy, and puke tonight wtf?"
"He musta hit his girl with the old puke n poke last night."
"Oh he's always running out of lube, dirty bastard."
"I HATE when he tongue punches her fart box just to puke for lube while he's deep in the poon!"
Smoking marijuana and having sex.
Come over babe and we will toke n’ poke.
Now that I have a card, toke n’ poke is a daily.
My coach invited me to his trailer for a quick toke n’ poke.
My uncle Marty let’s me come over and get high. Let’s go braaaaahhhh. There’s just a little catch, you’ll have to toke’ n poke. It’s all good. I’m down. You’ll gape brooohhh. You’ll gape.
to 'get our poke', 'going to get our poke', or any variation thereof is to be used as an indicator that a couple are going to get busy midday
I grabbed the hubby and we were about to go get our poke, then the phone rang and work ruined everything again!
When you puts a finger up your butt while stroking your meat. Named after Okotoks, is a small town in Canada
she gave me that okotoks stroke and poke
"Poking the Sleeping Bag" is a phrase used to describe the act of persistently probing someone for information, especially when they have made it clear that the topic is off-limits or confidential. Its often a really annoying thing to do to someone.
Jake: Yo Davey, what do you do for work bro?
Davey: Can't tell bro, my boss said i should keep it a secret
Jake: What do you mean? What do you do for work man?
Davey: I just told you why! don't start Poking the sleeping bag!
Noun: A Poke War on Facebook between two heterosexual male friends, defined as Bros.
Verb: The act of being in a Poke War with another heterosexual male.
"Jim poked me - That motherfucker - This means war!-Bro Poke War"
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