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Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street
Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".
Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.
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A Polish Batear is when you spread the skin of your nuts and place it over a chicks face.
A polish batear is like a tea bag times 10.
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its when you go suck a guys dick and you blow on it and say "ok,im done"
I told booby i was gonna give him a polish blowjob if he came to my house.
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When a bitch sucks off multiple men.
Man, my bitch was so drunk last night she gave my dogs a polish roundabout!
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Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.
Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.
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One who polishes "peters", "peckers", "cocks" (penis). Commonly directed at one who is being described as a "fag".
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When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.
"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
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