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punch a clown

To masterbate

Dude, I want to punch a clown to paris hilton

by nadnadnadsss September 24, 2010

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punch lunch

to take a large crap. This does not necessarily have to be after lunch.

"Dude, I gotta punch lunch. Can we stop at McDonalds?"

by Intercoursian December 31, 2009

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punch the raccoon

An action that, by virtue of its very recklessness, ensures success.

"Taryn's idea is drastic, but if the client buys it we'll really punch the raccoon."

by ignition_b March 3, 2012

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poo punch

This is when one shits on their fist,then proceeds to rock the jaw of the unsuspecting civilian on the street.

"Martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched Martin... he never recovered."

by Dr Fatbags March 26, 2015

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brain punch

The feeling in your head that comes when you take in smoke that immediately changes your state of mind. If you weren't high before the brain punch, you will be after. If you were high before the brain punch, afterwards you'll have turned into a temporary vegetable.

Right as the gravity bong's smoke entered my chest, I felt my brain crash into my skull. I immediately fell into the closet that was behind me and was asleep before i fully hit the floor. I got brain punched.

by Sparko March 29, 2008

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bunch punch

A mixture of Everclear and cheap gas-station punch and fruit bunch flavored gatorade and red bull. It is a leathal drink that will make wanna sleep but the large amount of sugar and red bull makes it impossible to blink let alone sleep. This believed to be what the spartans drank while in combat. It is potent enough to wake the dead, but tasteful enough to drink without chaser. (do not comsume this product while driving an automobile or operating machinery, it's also best not to have a any plans the following day after consumption do to grouchiness, headache, mental fatigue, waking up next to midgits and or losing car keys)

1. Rod won't leave me alone about the bunch punch, i can't possibly drink anymore.

2. J.B. is passed the fuck out, he shoulda put down the beer and drank bunch punch with us. He's so not a postgamer.

3. I can't find my fucking car keys and why is this midgit following me around, damn bunch punch again.

by justin gibbons April 6, 2008

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Bomb-punch

Misuse of explosive weapons in any video game by intentionally standing too close to the target when using and/or detonating said explosives. The resulting explosion is usually equally damaging to both the player and his or her target, but any player willing to take this risk generally doesn't mind the consequences.

blackNOS92: I just bought a rocket launcher for my character.
bluen3b03: Sweet, now you can Bomb-punch people!
blackNOS92: I kno!

by N3B November 18, 2005

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