What you're doing right now
Me: Hey, you should stop reading. Go touch some grass instead.
An introvert's sad excuse for life.
Tom: Hi Bianca!
Bianca: .........
Tom: Are you doing anything after school?
Bianca: Reading.
Tom: Oh.
(Tom walks off.)
You're doing it right now
If you can read this than you understand reading
If you can't read this than how are you reading this
Staring at a dead piece of wood for hours hallucinating
James: "How was reading?"
Bill: "Great this dead peice of wood is amazing."
James: "Im sure you had a great hallucination Bill ."
staring at a dead tree and hallucinating
dude 1: bro what is bro 3 doing???
dude 2: chill bro he's just reading
dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine
You are doing it.
You are a dumbass if you are reading this