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What your standard idiot might become in an argument he or she is too retarded to understand, so continuously repeats the same argument, regardless of the amount of new and different ways you try to explain to them that they are, in fact, a retard.
Paul: It's a rhetorical question, you don't need to respond.
Ricky: Yh but deres a question mark.
Paul: Yeah man but there's more than one way you can use it.
Rick: Yeh, but, it has to be a question, cos ders a question mark.
Paul: What a loop retard. Fml.
Adjective: When instead of vanquishing their opponent when given the opportunity, the evil persona begins monologuing they life story, thus allowing the hero the time and knowledge to defeat them.
Maybe Ganon could finally defeat Link if he weren't so retarded evil.
Very like boss. Brilliant, but in a stupid/retarded way.
*Guy falls over and takes out two people, but manages to not spill a drop of his beer.*
Person 1: Dude, did you fucking see that?!?
Person 2: Holy shit, that was retarded boss.
A word used to show EXTREME STUPIDITY...
Little Boy:*shoves a batter up his ass.*
Little Boys Sister: You're a fucking RETARD!!!!
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Arnold Palmer and Jagermeister. Patent pending.
"Yoooo, check out that Fat Retard!"
"Mike, you're a fucking asshole. He goes to the gym right after his night classes. Atleast he's trying to improve himself. You know, man. I haven't said much 'cause it's not my place, but I'm pretty sure Jessica left you because of how much of an insensitive asshole you've become. And honestly, it's making it hard to be your friend aswell. But we've been best friends since 5th grade. Ride or die, bro."
"Not that, dipshit. I was talking about the drink he was holding."
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So thick it’ll turn you retarded
Bruh I fell over in class today, Emma retarded thick
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Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.
Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
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