Porterdalian River Rat

White trash that reside in Porterdale, Georgia.

Have you heard that Stacy’s a meth head? Yeah, you can’t expect much from a Porterdalian River Rat.

Tweed River Rubber

Using a placenta as a condom

Person 1: Do you have protection?
Person 2: You just gave birth right?
Person 1: Yeah, why?
Person 2: Lets do a tweed river rubber

mississippi river poop

when your poop comes out and makes the toilet bowl water look like muddy mississippi water. Solid or liquid just as long as you cant see the bottom of the toilet bowl. poop mississippi river

dude come check this out "oh man looks like u got that mississippi river poop" bet ya if we throw a line in there well probably pull up a large mouth bass.

the twin river quandary

When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.

I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.

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Pearl River, NY

Irish Ghetto. Every1 whose fam moved from the bronx to rockland. Kinda sketchy in parts but a mad chill town. Evry1 is hardcore irish, & evry other building is a bar.

Yo wat u doing fo St. Pattys day?
Ima get mi drink on in Pearl River, NY

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Suck your river

Sucking the leftover soda in the rim of a can.

Can you please suck your river from my Cocka-Cola?

Bloody coke river

When she is on her period and you Put a shot glass with coca cola in it inside her and drink the shot glass contents out of a straw

I let jack do a bloody coke river In me last night