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Since someone with stomach problems like Crohn's Disease can only sometimes tolerate Advil, taking it will either lead to that person feeling better or explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the phrase is derived from Russian Roulette because you never know which time the Advil will end in explosive diarrhea.
I'm going to play Advil Roulette to make this headache go away.
People whose moods are utterly impossible to predict.
Going to visit Mike , wonder which number of mood roulette he'll be on today?
Becky just broke up with Steve again, should be an interesting game of mood roulette tonight!
When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.
Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.
Can also be played as a dare between friends.
1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!
Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!
2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!
Card roulette. Usually played at restaurants, shopping centres, or supermarkets where a group of 2+ people cannot choose who has to pay, instead of quarrelling they ask the waiter/waitress, person behind the counter etc to pick a card, whoever’s card is picked has to pay.
“I don’t want to pay either! Why don’t we just do card roulette?”
A culinary game of chance where you mix premium Italian pasta with mystery pasta discovered in the darkest depths of your pantry or even the neighborhood bin shed. The result is a dish that could either transport you to the piazzas of Rome with its exquisite taste or send you on a flavor adventure that rivals a rollercoaster ride.
Side Effects May Include:
Pasta Time Warp: You might find yourself temporarily fluent in Italian or spontaneously humming opera arias.
Sudden Chef Syndrome: After consumption, you might feel an overwhelming urge to critique the cooking techniques of famous chefs on TV.
Spaghetti Serendipity: Occasionally, you may discover a hidden talent for culinary innovation, inventing new pasta shapes or sauces that defy culinary logic.
Parmesan Paradox: Your fridge may suddenly overflow with an inexplicable surplus of Parmesan cheese, causing a delightful yet mysterious phenomenon.
Carbonara Confusion: You might start debating passionately with friends about the "authentic" way to prepare carbonara, even if you've never been to Italy.
Feeling adventurous, Chris decided to play Italian roulette for dinner—he mixed some gourmet fettuccine with a questionable bag of pasta he found near the bin shed. Now he's convinced he can speak fluent Italian and has an inexplicable craving for more Parmesan cheese!
Going with a group of friends to a gas station (or convenience store) and purchasing each other 1 drink, 1 snack (usually chips), and 1 dessert discreetly. Then, you all come together as a group and try your snack combination and typically rate it out of 10.
"Hey Jason! We're playing gas station roulette tonight. You're buying for Gavin."
When you go out on a surfboard with many others to watch the sunset from the water. The loser is the first to get attacked by a shark.
Let's get the tourists to come play hawaiian roulette with us.