One who has an abundance of experience regarding the dissapearance of pork swords into chocolate love tunnels. Individuals who have accomplished true mastery of the sausage with gracefull supremacy tend to work in florists and frequently indulge in the wearing of the coulour pink.
You know that guy Richard, he's amazing with his hands, such a sausage master.
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Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?
Henry: The Plums, chest,....?
Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.
Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
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You figure it out.
Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.
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Like pressed hams, except this is when you take your penis and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named Danny G
Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
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When a man or women or man and man are having anal sex and during the anal penetration, the women or other man shits onto the penis.
I was having anal with Janice and she gave me a brown sausage!
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When you are blindfolded trying to determine whether or not a sausage has been microwaved or cooked on the stove-top.
Rhett: The good ol' sausage whiff!
Stevie: It's not great. When you dont know its sausage.
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Similar to "the peanut gallery", but a group, solely made up of men, who feel the need to pick at, comment on or gossip about something.
Particularly used during a military deployment about presents, goods, pictures, etc. that the women send forward which get "reviewed" by the other servicemen.
I don't think that life-sized picture of her in her wedding dress she sent will ever see the light of day. Could you imagine the comments from the sausage gallery?
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