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A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.
How much dope is left. ?
There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards
When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.
"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."
Quick motion of lifting up and then slapping down someones breast (usually a female) with the intent for it to sting. Bonus points if you clip the nipple.
(Sort of akin to a towel snap)
I roasted her too hard and she scoop slapped me!
When a person or persons uses two technology devices at the same time.
In relation to triple-dip: when a person or persons is using three technology devices at once.
Can add the suffix split to specify that more than one person is involved in the moment.
Mild "old-school example": a person is talking on the phone while watching TV. Ex: "did you hear me, or did you double scoop?"
Moderate: using your iPhone to check Facebook, while surfing the Internet on your iPad. "omg I double scoop all the time, do u?"
Extreme example: talking on the iPhone while you check a text on same phone, and Instant messaging on your computer. This might also be referred to as a triple-double.
The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.
The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.